thefearwasreal

Due to unforseen circumstances, the part of Oz will now be played by Channing Tatum.

Shocked, Oz stared at his computer in shock. How could this be? He had come into his office to check his email and to his shock had discovered...

It was just too shocking!


[Door is open, Oz is shocked, yo.]

While nothing could compare to his office back at Contra, what with the built-in cone of silence and secret tunnels, and of course all those things that made an office more like a home, like his weapon and art collections. Oz was pleased enough with his new one.

Especially since he had more than enough money to decorate his whole new office with whole new weapon and art collections. The feed from the Contra offices open in one window on his computer, he scrolled though another, looking for something to replace his octopus painting. Inter-dimensional online auction sites were nifty.

[Door's open.]